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REB: RENAL REVENGE // DEPLOYMENT AUTHORIZED

TITAN CITY EMERGENCY BROADCAST

Citizens are advised to remain indoors.

Gym members are advised to increase dosage.

Medical professionals are advised to stop reading immediately.

REB: RENAL REVENGE is live.

The Tactical Terror Division has deployed one heavily armed, fluorescently overdeveloped mercenary into eight consecutive situations that absolutely did not require a minigun.

The result is our biggest browser game yet.

8 STAGES.​
3 DIFFICULTY MODES.​
1 MAN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN HIS BLOODWORK.

BEST PLAYED ON DESKTOP OR TABLET​
Phone deployment supported.

YOUR MISSION

Survive the Jungle Renal Warzone.

Flatten the War Zone.

Escape the Zoo.

Ignore every warning issued by the Nephro Ward.

Enter the Cardio Ward at a heart rate that voids the warranty.

Storm the Beach / Sea Assault.

Contaminate the Toxic Factory.

Then walk directly into the Renal Fortress because apparently nobody at TTD understands escalation.

Three difficulty settings are available:

CASUAL​
For citizens who still respect organ function.

HARD​
For normal TTD personnel.

RENAL FAILURE​
For individuals who consider warning labels to be motivational literature.

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“IF YOUR PRE-WORKOUT HAS INSTRUCTIONS, YOU’RE ALREADY OVERTHINKING IT.”​
— Titan City Power Authority

REB comes equipped with heavy minigun fire, RENAL RAGE, questionable supplement pickups and the confidence of a man whose kidneys have filed for independent statehood.

Ammunition is limited.

Creatine is not.

Common sense has been removed from the build for performance reasons.

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OFFICIAL TTD FITNESS GUIDANCE

REST DAY: propaganda created by Big Sofa.

HYDRATION: whatever is currently glowing green.

CARDIO: running toward incoming fire.

DELOAD WEEK: surrender terminology.

RPE 10: warm-up.

RENAL FUNCTION: classified.

“PAIN IS TEMPORARY. SCREENSHOTS OF YOUR BLOOD PANEL ARE FOREVER.”​
— Captain Calorie

Titan City Health Department officials have requested that we clarify the game is satire.

TTD officials have requested that we clarify DRRRRRT.

The dispute remains unresolved.

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ALSO DEPLOYED AT TTD HQ

The TTD Arcade now contains four active cabinets:

TITAN BALL ’92​
One hundred yards of completely legitimate mutant sport.

TITAN BALL ’94​
Four quarters. Real scoring. Real turnovers. Fake sportsmanship.

REB: RENAL FAILURE​
The original renal catastrophe.

REB: RENAL REVENGE​
The sequel nobody’s nephrologist requested.

Titan City Comics Issues #1–3 are also online and free to read.

More games, comics, transmissions, mutant athletes, catastrophic products and municipal negligence are already in production.

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TBN BREAKING NEWS

LOCAL MAN TAKES 3G CREATINE.

THIRST INCREASES 400%.

TITAN CITY MEDIA DECLARES RENAL EMERGENCY.

Witnesses report the subject responded:

“YEAAAAAH.”

He then opened fire.

DRRRRRRRRRRRRT.

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▶ ENTER THE RENAL WARZONE

V3.7 // FINAL DIFFICULTY LOCK​
8 STAGES // 3 MODES // iPAD APPROVED

No account required.

No download required.

No microtransactions.

No battle pass.

No $14.99 fluorescent kidney skin.

Just open the cabinet and start firing.

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TACTICAL TERROR DIVISION​
TTD HQ // TITAN CITY NETWORK

NO WITNESSES. ONLY LEGENDS.

TRANSMISSION END // CH 87